Here's a happy tune A happy tune You'll love the croon You love to croon They call it Dean's Song Hey, you don't seem to understand Catchy as can be I must agree The melody The melody They call it Dean's Song Looks like I'm gon' have to explain this thing You don't dig this scene I'm saying, Dean The Song is Sam's Song Sam, you're just a ham But Dean here's the scam The Song was named after Sam Sam who? Sam Houston Oh May I say with pride where I reside They call it Dean's Song And that's quite a group you have going for you There's no bigger choir that you could hire For singing Dean's Song They make the Mormon Tabernacle sound like a trio Sam, it's plain to see that you're put out with me Well, I'm just not singing along Tell you what I'll do since I'm with you (uh-huh) We'll call it Clyde's Song Clyde's Song? Here's a happy tune It's a sweet melody and I'm happy to say it was named after me But he's calling it Clyde's Song Catchy as can be No, I don't like to beef and I'm sorry to say that the man is a thief 'Cause he's calling it it's Clyde's Song Nothing on your mind There's a lot on my mind and I'm laying here saying you're being unkind 'Cause you're calling it Clyde's Song My Italian friend we have reached the end We simply don't seem to blend Sam, let's compromise Oh, I hear what you say but by that do you mean that you'll do it your way And keep calling it Sam's Song Did he say Sam's Song? Let's give the ending a rhyme (yeah) But don't nobody tell Clyde That the name of this song Is Sam's Song It's not Irving's song It's Sam's Song It's not even Mona's Song It's Sam's Song The only thing I know is that when this record comes out It better have Sam's Song on it (it's Sam's) Or else you'll get a nasty letter from Calhoun And a telephone call too Yeah, I think you're starting to get dirty now over there, boy They gon' have a meeting at the Lodge Hall, you wanna come by later on? Well, you gotta ask me the right way then